spongebobssquarepants:

School domino effect with cereal’s boxes

brothersonahotelbed:

wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they’d be like “did you have fun going missing” and i’d be like “yeah, thanks” and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn’t be a big deal

springwagashi:

simena:

Lee Reynolds

tokyogems:

the ground becomes pink during cherry blossom season!

この季節は桜のおかげで地面がピンクになってる！

animentality:

daily–cats:

simena:

Henry Johnstone 

glasswhistles:

Mechanical snencils

fossette-promenade:

♡ victorian maiden

okii-1:

Yaya !!

wizardarchetypes:

I think the funniest possible thing to do in a low stakes situation when someone subtly insults you is to ask them to elaborate.

In Seattle I was explaining environmental DNA and a woman said it “tickled” her to hear someone with my accent (rural Appalachia) “talk about science.”

So I said, “oh! 🙂 What an interesting perspective. Can you tell me more about what you mean?”

As you can imagine it went badly for her very quickly.

sad-fairy:

:

I need someone to genuinely tell me this.

passionpeachy:

ALT

she’s so fucking cute I’m going to drive my car off a cliff